I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
