He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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