KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
