Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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