the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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