No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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