I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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