So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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