We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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