If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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