Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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