Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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