No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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