I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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