You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
third nipple confirmed
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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