let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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