the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
