But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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