Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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