my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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