i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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