Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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