the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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