HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Man, jail baloney is awful.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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