am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
