talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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