Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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