You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Randomize
