nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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