i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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