your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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