ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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