woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm passing your future prison.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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