did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So here I am, sexting at work.
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