Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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