I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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