her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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