Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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