He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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