dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
being pregnant is like rehab
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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