take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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