I skipped work to stalk him.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Drake has all the answers
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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