Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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