I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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