Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
operation have a gay friend backfired
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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