Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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