No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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