Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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