I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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