You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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