is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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